Saturday, September 25, 2004

Jazz

I have a cat...her name is Jasmine (or Jazz for short). She will be 2 yrs. old (human years, that is) somewhere around Halloween, although her exact birthday is unknown to us. She is unlike any cat I have ever known and I wouldn't trade her for the world.



Jazz was actually an early Christmas present for a former friend of ours who was staying with us through the holidays in 2002. Said friend's mom owns a pet feed store who keeps unwanted pets to spare them from ending up euthanized. The store was crowded with product, surrounded by cage after cage of young kittens while outside she kept puppies in a fenced pen next to the entrance to the store. I went with her to pick out a kitten one day, and was amazed at the sheer number of pets she kept. She had her pick of dozens of kittens but was drawn to Jasmine.

I wouldn't have picked Jasmine. She was scrawy, tiny, and not really all that cute in comparison. But then, it wasn't my decision.

When the friend moved out right after Christmas, Jazz was left with us "temporarily." We had had 2 cats already; Frank was a Christmastime baby, born just a few days before Christmas the year earlier, and Pip Squeak, was a dumped stray we brought in from the outside one cold wet night. Frank was last seen just before Jazz came to live with us after he had been accidently pushed out our front window by our then puppy, Fang, who was sniffing him out and ended up spooking him so badly he knocked the screen out of the window. We found a new home for Pip Squeak about a year ago. But Jazz wasn't going anywhere. When said friend asked for "her" cat back, I had to explain that this was the ONLY home she'd ever known, and that Lil' Miss was too attached to Jasmine after many months with us and not seeing or hearing from "her". She agreed and decided it was best to leave Jazz with us.

Jazz had been born at that pet store, to a mother cat who couldn't or wouldn't feed her, so Jazz was never allowed a chance to bond with another cat, like most do. She was stricly hand-fed, and thus has a disticnt preference for humans. Her cat instincts are not like that of other cats. She is not and never has been independent in the sense you would expect from felines. She is VERY dependent on the absolute attention of her human care takers (US). She doesn't fight against the abuse kids have given her. She just goes limp and takes it. And actually, sometimes I swear she craves it.

Jazz had the hardest time this summer with Lil' Miss being gone, because Lil' Miss has always been her greatest fan. While Lil' Miss may occasionally terrorize our kitty, it has rarely been out of meanness. She loves that cat and considers her to be almost like her best friend (and probably the best "TOY"...LOL!). To compensate during Lil' Miss's absense, Jazz became rather attached to Glenn. He would sit and pet her for hours. I wish I had pictures of the two of them snuggled up on the couch or in our bed!

When Jasmine began going into heat late last year, I thought I was gonna kill her for all the times she kept me awake at night howling. It was not something I was familiar with and it bugged me endlessly. And it didn't help that is seemed her heats would run at the same time as my periods, so my PMS bitchiness was unbelievable! Thanks to the internet, I learned that her howling was not so much an effort to attract a mate (her scent did that) as it was her dealing with the pain and discomfort of being in heat. I looked into getting her spayed, but female cats aren't really very inexpensive, so I waited, feeling guilty that this angel of a cat was suffering. When I came across a special ad being run by a local vet clinic, I made the appointment and dropped her off. While the surgery went well, Jasmine's reaction to the anesthesia did not. Her large pupils stared into space while her little body was unable to stand or even sit, without swaying and falling over. We took turns staying up with her overnight, watching her vomit up the medicine that was supposed to ease her pain during recovery. When we were unable to get her to drink water, even just a drop at a time from a baby medicine dropper, we knew it was time to call the vet. She had become very dehydrated and unresponsive and we were worried she wasn't gonna make it. Doc gave her a full days worth of fluids under her skin, which caused a big "Hunchback" look to her, along with another round of antibiotics and said to call if she wasn't better by the next morning. That night she started to stabilize herself and was able to walk short distances and even began to drink small amounts of water. It took several days before she was close to normal, and I wondered how she would have been able to make it if she wasn't such a push over to constant human contact. It was a scary week and one in which we all learned stuff we didn't know.

But now, some 5 months later, Jasmine is back to her old self, minus the howling. She eats a lot more than she EVER did, and has become a great source of love and entertainment to us all. She goes to bed with Lil' Miss most nights, and wakes up snuggled in our blankets. She has more than once "pushed" me out of bed, so she could be closer to Glenn. It's pretty cute.

The past few days, she's been acting really silly, racing thru the house, doing laps, grabbing at the dog's tails and ears, or our feet as we walk by our bed from her new hiding spot under our bed. Tonight she was running so fast that she ran smack into me and my poor little toes. The look on her face was priceless. She tried to stop, but in doing so just dug her claws deeper into my feet, and it was like "oh, shit!" She's only now coming out of hiding to see if I'm mad at her. LOL!

Jazz is our sweetie pie...our comforter.....our little ball of fur! But she's ours, although I tend to think she feels we are HER'S!!! Time to move her out of the way so I can get some sleep! Goodnight, y'all!


Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Customer Service

Well... my cable has finally been fixed.
I can finally watch my local channels with as much clarity as can be expected.

This feat, ONLY took:

6 weeks
8+ work orders
30+ phone calls to their local 24-hr "help" line
1 LONG call to their TOLL-FREE "help" line
1 LONG email
6+ messages on stupid-visor's voice-mail
5+ REAL contacts with stupid-visors
3 repair technician visits
1 repair technician stupid-visor visit
1 line technician visit
1 line technician supervisor visit
2+ "visits" that NEVER happened
FREE HBO for six months
FREE cable for at least a month


Plus lots of frustration, anger, tears, and yelling along with some moments that you could ONLY laugh at!

Now they want me to update my account to their new package, from the "grandfathered" account I have had since it was AT&T cable. This would include the new Cowboys channel (YUCK!) and the DIY network, in exchange for losing STARZ package and some misc. channels, for more money!!!! LMAO!!

Yeah, keep dreaming guys!!!!!!



Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Needle Phobia

Dead tired and more exhausted than I have been in a long time, I dragged my ass out of bed today at just after 5:30am (only 2 hours AFTER finally falling asleep). Lit a cigarette and tried to keep my eyes open while waking up. When suddenly, some of the fog lifted and I realized I had awoken 30 minutes before the damned alarm!!! Grrr!!! I could swear that I heard it buzzing, but since the alarm was clearly set for 6:00am, I must've been dreaming. I hate that!

Oh well, might as well try to get moving. Gonna be a busy morning and I can't miss it.

Had to take my sister to the dentist to finally have her 4 wisdom teeth pulled. I was lucky to have had mine out 17 years ago, when I wasn't such a sissy about dentists. She'd been putting this off for YEARS, but a couple months ago, the pain and irritation was just too much to take, so we made the appointment. This was our 3rd visit to this office, and they knew us well. Kinda hard to forget a 34 year old needle-phobic woman and her hand-holding sister.

She wanted to be knocked out completely...no chance of knowing what was happening around her. I tried explaining that the gas would only relax her and make her "not care" about what was going on. "WHAT?!!" She was suddenly panicked, as she hadn't realized this before. THANK GOD! So I asked the nurse, and she concurred with me, but pointed out my sister WASN'T being gassed. "Ummm...yeah she is. Otherwise all you're gonna see of her is the blur of her running out the door!" Nurse checked the chart but couldn't find the doctor's notes saying my sister was deathly afraid of needles and would need gas for any procedure involving needles or pain. So there was a slight delay in getting this approved and bringing the gas mask in to be hooked up. GREAT! Just what she needed was more time to worry about what was going to happen.

My sister asked the nurse and I how much extra it was gonna cost for the gas.
Nurse: "I'm not sure."
Me: "Does it really matter right now? You NEED it!"
She agreed and tried to relax.

Doc comes in. Picture "Larry" from "Three's Company." This doctor was his flamboyant twin. I'd noticed him strutting around the office on our last visit, chest pushed out with the v-neck scrubs, gold jewelry and large gold pendant hanging from his neck. Doc doesn't say a word to either of us, but started to rearrange the gas line and mask. Puts it on my sister and finally says hello. Then, without warning and without the use of a cotton-swabbed anesthetic FIRST, he grabs the first of 12 needles and begins to shoot her gums up with medicine! At least he was pushing it slowly, but she was not a happy camper! She whined and wiggled and squeezed my hand so hard my finger was literally turning purple and feeling tingly. We make it thru the first 8 shots fine, and then Doc had a brain-fart the size of Texas.

"OK, now I'm gonna stick a needle in the roof of your mouth to numb that too."

The nurse and I shot each other a fierce glance! My sister just about came out of that chair, but the gas kept her from being able to stand, so her legs just kinda slid off the side and she grabbed my hand for leverage.

"OH MY GOD!!! DON'T TELL HER THAT!!! JUST DO IT!!! WHY DO YOU THINK SHE NEEDS THE GAS???," I snapped at the Doc. The doc quickly apologizes and helps get her calmed down again before continuing. Idiot! After shooting her with 4 more shots he leaves to help another patient while the meds kick in. And that's when the fun really began.

Why didn't I bring a camera? Or camcorder? Oh yeah, cuz she would've killed me! LOL! Sitting there watcing her fumble to speak, slapping herself and wiggling her tongue while trying to talk and say things like, "mye mouff fevfs swowwin," had me in tears from laughing so hard. She was definately feeling the gas now!!! "Eye fevf watawdid. Nowz eyes nofes how watawdid ppeeeple fevf." Her eyes were glazing over and I couldn't help but notice how much she reminded me of my mom in her worst times, at that moment.

Now, I've never been one to shy away from the sight of blood and guts (except in horror movies), so I watched a little bit of the oral surgery. Very interesting. But I hadn't eaten since last night and I could feel myself getting sick, so I turned away and concentrated on keeping her relaxed. Rubbing her arm while holding her hand; unclenching her left hand when she was clawing at her jeans. And in just a matter of minutes Doc tells her it was over.

"Youf donef awreafy??"

"Well, yeah, unless you want me to keep going and take more out!"

"NO!" and we all laugh.

Where was the darned camcorder when you need it????

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Day Dreams

My ride to work today was different.
Instead of feeling rushed, tired, stressed or worried, I felt absolutely EUPHORIC.

It was awesome.
I wanted to bottle up how I was feeling and save some for a later day.
I wished I could truly describe it.
And I wish I knew WHY I felt this way.

I hadn't got much sleep, and truthfully, when I woke up today the only thing that got me moving was the fact that I needed to stop by Blockbuster to return a movie because I REALLY didn't want to pay another late fee.

I didn't get laid last night.
I don't do drugs (unless you consider Diet Vanilla Coke a drug).
Hmmmmm....was my Diet Coke from McDonald's spiked with something?
Nah.
I couldn't have won the lottery, 'cuz I didn't play.
My ex-hubby didn't come to his senses and decide to give me custody of the boys.
I didn't wake up on a beach with the waves crashing soothingly just yards from me.
No one around here mowed their lawns this morning.
I missed my daughter's reaction to finding what the Tooth Fairy left under her pillow.
I didn't get to hear her laugh or receive hugs and kisses this morning.
There were no puppies or kittens playing around me.
No Star-Jasmine bushes blooming outside my window.

So what was it that made me feel so airy, peaceful and carefree?
And how the hell did I make it to work without getting into an accident?

I dunno. That's the gazillion dollar question.

Monday, September 06, 2004

25 Days Later...

...and Lil' Miss has finally lost her FIRST tooth!!!!

She nearly lost it yesterday while eating, when twice she bit onto it and it began bleeding. It was so loose you could literally move it into a horizontal position. But she was NOT having any part of letting us pull it out for her. She babied that tooth out of absolute fear. She would barely touch the pizza slice that had been cut into itty bitty pieces for her today.

So we put on our best "salesman" faces and tried to convince her of the need for it to come out.

"You don't want it to come out at school tomorrow, where you might lose it, do you?"
"Do you want it to fall out when you're eating and possibly swallow it?"
"It's already bleeding and that blood could cause an infection and then you'd get sick."

Yeah, so maybe the scaring-the-crap-out-of-her tactic wasn't working. Bribery?

"If we can get it out now, then you'll get a visit from the Tooth Fairy TONGIHT, plus then we can go see Harry Potter at the theatre and you can eat whatever you want!"

"OK."

Note to those of you who have yet to go thru this: waxed dental floss is a bad idea. It slips off very easily. And if you aren't very good at tying little knots, you may want to enlist some help. We finally went with plain old sewing thread. However, trying to get that sucker around that baby tooth WAS NOT easy. It took two of us, and a pair of needle nose tweezers to hook that loop onto the back of her tooth.

Then we switched on the video camera, sat down on the edge of our bed, she shut her eyes tight while squeezing my hand and said, "OK." Daddy yanked the string quickly.

We didn't see the tooth come out, but we heard it. That little booger went flying across the room and smacked right into one of the pictures on the wall!!! OHMYGOD, we lost it!!! Lil' Miss opened her eyes and said, "did you get it?", oblivious to our sudden panic. "Yeah, it hit the wall." She felt the now empty space in her mouth and starting laughing. It hadn't even hurt one little bit! Luckily we quickly found the tooth on the bed, showed it to her then had her go rinse with salt water. YUCK!

Well we made it to one of the few theatres still showing Harry Potter, and Lil' Miss ate and ate and ate, until we thought she was gonna bust!! My poor baby, must've been awfully hungry the past couple of days.

And now she can't stop playing with the new space in her mouth.

I bet the next tooth "falls" out much quicker!

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q was one of the first blogs I began reading on a regular basis almost a year ago. It is a randomness of trivia, that is so obscure at times that I question who the sane ones really are. Q has even gone so far as to have a book published with his random lists (due out in the UK next month) which speaks volumes for his popularity.

However, since I began working again in February, I haven't been back to visit Q nearly as often as I'd like. So today I took the time to go back over some of the posts I'd missed. I found an entry I really wanted to share with you, so......the following is directly from his blog :

~ Sunday, April 11, 2004
TRUST NEVER SLEEPS Part One
Some people and things you should never trust
according to folklore, popular culture and the wild world web:

never trust a pirate / never trust human resources / never trust tofu / never trust a dead man / never trust a carny / never trust a hungry dog / never trust a stranger / never trust a naked car salesman / never trust a man with a pony-tail / never trust a crying dame / never trust a nun with a gun / never trust a person whose eyebrows meet in the middle / never trust a Klingon / never trust a feminist in heels / never trust a man with a tidy desk / never trust hackers / never trust a stranger / never trust user input / never trust a leprechaun / never trust a poet with your only daughter / never trust a Christian cowboy / never trust glue / never trust an elf / never trust a man in curlers / never trust the homeless

never trust a monk / never trust a dentist with gold teeth / never trust a cloud / never trust a sailor / never trust anyone in uniform / never trust the voices in your head / never trust a pretty face / never trust a Canadian / never trust a gambler / never trust a drunk American / never trust anyone who spells cool with a K / never trust a wandering saint / never trust a man with white socks and slip-on shoes / never trust a monkey / never trust a man whose beard and moustache don’t match / never trust a quarter inch bolt / never trust film critics / never trust a therapist / never trust a bleached head and a smile

never trust a rabbit / never trust a man with five chins / never trust a naked Nazi / never trust a skinny cook / never trust a ‘silent’ customer / never trust anyone with a better suit than yours / never trust a cat / never trust a penguin / never trust imperialists / never trust squirrels / never trust a hippie / never trust a movie studio / never trust a blonde / never trust reheated rice / never trust anyone who says ‘trust me’ / never trust a robot / never trust anyone online / never trust a woman / never trust a statue / never trust a Nigerian phone seller / never trust the quiet ones / never trust the media / never trust a Vegas woman / never trust anyone under 30 / never trust anyone over 30 / never trust anyone

Boys Are Great....

Every Girl should OWN one!!!

This is by far one of my favorite shirts. Not only is it comfy and a really cute pink, but the message it sends just reaks of GIRL POWER!

Girl Power....not something I ever thought anything about until Lil' Miss was born. Yeah, I was born a split-tail, but from the moment I came screaming into this world, I was determined not to go quietly along. I questioned everything, much to the dismay of my mom and most of my teachers. "Why?" "Why not?" "How come?" "But..." These are all questions that got me into trouble, yet part of why I don't feel I am a follower. (And why so many think I am a trouble maker.)

This weekend my daughter tested my patience with the exact same questions and I wanted to pull my hair out!!! And yet somewhere in the back of my mind, I knew she would also question authority growing up, which can be a powerful thing if you can handle the criticism for asking. GO, GIRL! GO!!

When she was a really little Lil' Miss, I used to listen to "No Doubt" A LOT! One of my absolute favorite songs from their first album, "Tragic Kingdom" was "Just a girl." I saw this song performed, sadly not live at Texas Motor Speedway, but in a re-broadcast on MTV, where Gwen Stefani OWNED the stage and stole the show, about the same time as I conceived Lil' Miss. It was a powerful message for me, being newly divorced, feeling free to be ME, and discovering I had a whole side of sexuality and sensuality that I had never been allowed to explore.

I dread the day my baby discovers these things for herself, but knowing they are inevitable, I hope I can be there to guide her through it, and hope she doesn't have to wait through a bad marriage and 28 years to discover it.

GIRLS RULE!!!


"Just a Girl" No Doubt (Gwen Stefani/Tom Dumont)
Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand

'Cause I'm just a girl, oh little ol' me
Well Don't let me out of your sight
Oh I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights
Oh... I've had it up to here!

The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For me to run and hide
I can't do the little things I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear

'Cause I'm just a girl,
I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive
Late at night
Oh I'm just a girl,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes
Oh I'm just a girl,
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype
Oh... I've had it up to here!

Oh... am I making myself clear?
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world...
That's all that you'll let me be!

Oh I'm just a girl, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb
Makes me worry some
Woh I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to
Is making me numb
Oh I'm just a girl, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
Oh I'm just a girl, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison

Oh... I've had it up to!
Oh... I've had it up to!!
Oh oh oh oh oh ... I've had it up to here.
adopt your own virtual pet!