Out Of The Mouth Of Babes

a.k.a. Kids say the darndest things

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory. "Dear Lord," he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

*Thanks to Sudhir for this.