New Adult Only Airline

The only Terrorist-Proof Airline in the business where we can absolutely guarantee no walk-on guns, knives, box cutters, shoe-bombs or other weapons carried onto our flights!

Yes, here at NAKED AIRLINES we care about your safety and IT SHOWS.....

You don't instinctively panic when someone yells, "We're going down!"

The liquor bottles aren't the only obviously undersized objects on the flight.

Look at those beautiful leather seats! Never mind -- that's just the AARP group returning from Cancun.

Three straight hours of the guy next to you asking for help adjusting his seat belt.

"Sorry about that turbulence, ladies and gentlemen; my co-pilot grabbed the wrong stick."

"Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned off the No Groping sign...."

"We'll now begin pre-boarding for passengers with cups C through D."

You lowered your window shade, but you can still see a full moon. Six of 'em, in fact.

Earning Mile High Club membership requires much less strategizing than with other airlines.

At meal time, nobody orders the pulled chicken.

"... and those of you on the left side of the cabin, if you now look to the right, you can see the towering timber of flight attendant Brian."

It's much easier to tell when somebody's coming down the aisle with nuts.

"And now in the left aisle, serving cocktails, come on guys, put your hands together for *Taammyyyy*!"

Forget flotation devices....after what those seat cushions have been through, you'd rather drown.