Sunday Confession
I've got a confession to make. Well I don't GOTTA make it, but it's on my mind and I feel the need to get it off my chest (pun intended).
I'm fascinated with breasts. All kinds of breasts. And pects too. I've caught myself on numerous occasions staring at a person's chest and felt embarrassed that I couldn't seem to look away or at least UP. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't often a turn-on, but really it's not always like that. I've just always thought that the human body was beautiful, but seem to be drawn to breasts more and more.
Lately, while watching TV or out at the grocery store, I'll notice something about someone's chest and mention it to Glenn. He usually just laughs and gives me that look that says, you're goofy. The other day I said something to him about some woman on TV and he looked over at me and said, "What is it with you and boobs? You seem to be looking at everyone's boobs!"
I immediately went into defensive mode and said, "NO I don't!"
To which he replied, "Yes. Yes you do."
I had to step back and think about it and finally it hit me: He was right. I'm addicted to boobs! What can I say? I think they are wonderful works of art.
Tonight I was watching sports on the news and I noticed Bill Parcells, coach of the Dallas Cowboys has big old "man-boobs" and I couldn't stop staring. And laughing!
I AM ADDICTED! OhMiGosh! *blushing*
*Oh well, sometimes breasts are a REALLY good thing, like here:
I'm fascinated with breasts. All kinds of breasts. And pects too. I've caught myself on numerous occasions staring at a person's chest and felt embarrassed that I couldn't seem to look away or at least UP. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't often a turn-on, but really it's not always like that. I've just always thought that the human body was beautiful, but seem to be drawn to breasts more and more.
Lately, while watching TV or out at the grocery store, I'll notice something about someone's chest and mention it to Glenn. He usually just laughs and gives me that look that says, you're goofy. The other day I said something to him about some woman on TV and he looked over at me and said, "What is it with you and boobs? You seem to be looking at everyone's boobs!"
I immediately went into defensive mode and said, "NO I don't!"
To which he replied, "Yes. Yes you do."
I had to step back and think about it and finally it hit me: He was right. I'm addicted to boobs! What can I say? I think they are wonderful works of art.
Tonight I was watching sports on the news and I noticed Bill Parcells, coach of the Dallas Cowboys has big old "man-boobs" and I couldn't stop staring. And laughing!
I AM ADDICTED! OhMiGosh! *blushing*
*Oh well, sometimes breasts are a REALLY good thing, like here:
posted by Zette at 9:30 PM
5 Comments:
So it's not just me?
You need to learn the trick of looking a woman in the face, and just glancing down, then savoring the memory. Either that, or wear dark sunglasses.
Although, I suppose, you can get away with it more easily. I'm jealous. :)
i have to admit - boobs are nice! I wish mine were bigger. then I would play with them all day! lol! j/k however, man boobs are the most frightening thing EVER!
Just avoid watching Fight Club at ALL COSTS! After that, you'll never be able to listen to MeatLoaf again without thinking about his boobs.
LMAO @ Zette, omg, you'd luv mine! I wonder if webmiztriss would like half of mine? LOL
Dave: Nope, not just you! Thankfully! Gonna have to learn those tricks cuz sunglasses wouldn't be enough! LOL!
Dawn: Michelle and I are offering up some of ours to you! I agree, man boobs are freaky, but I still find myself STARING! ;)
Justin: I've never seen Fight Club, but I like Meatloaf, so I just may have to rent it just to see! :)
Michelle: I'm sure I would! ;) Maybe you should offer them up for the world to see for the boobie-thon benefiting the Susan G. Komen center! I'm gonna take a chance this year and send in my pic! EEK!
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